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alexpgp ([personal profile] alexpgp) wrote2008-07-10 09:02 pm

Adventures in Word...

When the scrofulous cretins who "upgraded" Microsoft Word for Vista talk about "Compatibility Mode," they're talking about file compatibility and not menu compatibility. Apparently, it never occurred to them that some users might not appreciate the complete rearrangement of the farblegargling menu system using a logic that only they - and newcomers to the application - might find apt, at least not without offering some bone to long-time users.

Some years ago, a company called Paperback Software invoked the ire of the Lotus Corporation by coming out with VP-Planner, a comparatively inexpensive spreadsheet program whose "look and feel" (i.e., menu structure and keystrokes associated with said menu) were identical to that of Lotus 1-2-3. Lotus sued, and won.

Soon after, Borland came out with their Quattro spreadsheet, which included a feature that allowed menus and keystrokes to be defined and saved in a configuration file. One such file that came with the product and provided compatibility with 1-2-3 was the target of yet another Lotus lawsuit, which prevailed as well.

You would think there might be a lesson in Lotus' vigorous defense of its user interface, but it would also appear that any such lesson was lost on Redmond.

Admittedly, if you have internalized the Alt-keystrokes of previous versions, you can still use the program, mostly (the "print preview," for example, used to be Alt-F, V, but is now Alt-F, W, V). Myself, I generally used a combination of Alt-keystrokes and arrow keys, and even occasionally used the mouse to navigate Word menus, so I'm kind of caught in the middle.

Microsoft's engineers also figured that every user of the program needs to have their work reformatted automatically, under circumstances that I do not fully understand as yet (although it is painfully clear that such reformatting changes the effect of some macros). The end result is to make sure that legacy documents look like they were produced by drooling morons who can't tell a space bar from a tab key and who wouldn't know a paragraph style if one walked up to them in broad daylight and relieved itself on their shoes.

I am grateful that Microsoft included a trial of the 2007 product with my HP, because I might have been tempted to buy this poor excuse for an upgrade based on my experience with previous versions. Working with Word 2007 is the first time in a long time that I've found a new version of a program to be palpably painful and cumbersome.

Ye gods.

Cheers...

[identity profile] platofish.livejournal.com 2008-07-10 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)

I road tested Office 2008. What a terrible piece of code. Even when it was idling it was gobbling up 25-30% time on both MacBook Pro CPUs. Apple Pages, with the same document, was taking up ~7%. This means, my laptop battery would last about an hour if I run Office, and around two and a half hours with Pages.

Progress? Don't think so.

[identity profile] bandicoot.livejournal.com 2008-07-10 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
And all this for features about 4 people want and need...

[identity profile] platofish.livejournal.com 2008-07-10 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)

A classic case of adding unwanted features just to make the declaration that everything is 'new and improved'.

[identity profile] bandicoot.livejournal.com 2008-07-10 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Get new and improved New & Improved now!

[identity profile] alexpgp.livejournal.com 2008-07-11 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I noticed the other day that, using Wordfast (the macro/program that keeps me tied to Word), it would sometimes take tens of seconds for Wordfast to stride its way through a table with parts marked "not to be translated." I'm starting to think it was not anomalous.

Cheers...