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I had come in to work early that Tuesday in March 1985. I was in a pretty good mood generally, and it didn't hurt that the source code tests I had run the previous night had turned out successfully. I was reviewing the test results when my boss arrived at work at his usual tardy hour and popped his head into my office on the way to his own.

"How're things going?" he asked.

"Everything is just peachy," I replied, "especially since there is hope yet for the cultural salvation of the republic." (Yes, I used to talk like that.) A beat passed.

"What do you mean?" asked my boss.

"Well, if a film about Mozart can win a bunch of Oscars," I said, with a twinkle in my eye, "then anything is possible." The previous evening, Milos Forman's film Amadeus had walked away with the Academy Awards for Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor, and Best Screenplay. I expected my boss to pick up the conversational ball and run with it - at least to the coffee urn - but instead, he perplexed me by asking:

"Who?"

"Mozart," I said, adding "Wolfgang. Amadeus. Mozart." From his look, I could tell the full name had been of no help.

"And who's that?" came the next question. The conversational ball had not only been left on the floor, but I started to suspect it had by now rolled out of the office, down the hall, and out of the building. I decided to disengage quietly.

"Oh, he… wrote music, a long time ago," I said. "Classical stuff." My boss grunted. A beat passed.

"Has anyone been nosing around?" he asked, rephrasing his original question and moving our conversation toward more familiar channels. I breathed an inward sigh of relief as routine reestablished itself. Life went on.

There are times, during fairly short conversations, when a tsunami of thoughts and impressions passes through my mind, and it had begun to happen during this brief exchange, in a big way. But when I fully realized that neither the name Mozart nor the film title Amadeus meant a blessed thing to my boss, I was… overcome. Disoriented. Folks around me might as well have started speaking Chinese.

In my view of the world, being out of touch with what is popular at the box office has long been forgivable, but for any educated person to be so narrowly focused in one's life as to not have picked up the name Mozart from somewhere, anywhere (if only by a kind of social osmosis), and placed it in the general context of "classical music" (even if one never listened to the stuff), was for me a positively twilight zone kind of event.

Then again, engineers have a reputation for being rather single-minded about their profession, as illustrated by the ancient joke about a doctor, a lawyer, and an engineer discussing the relative merits and demerits of having a lover as opposed to a spouse. At the end of the tale, after the doctor and lawyer have weighed in on opposite sides of the issue, the engineer comes down in the middle, saying that it is best to have both, "because while your spouse thinks you're with your lover, and your lover thinks you're with your spouse, you can be at the lab, doing research!" There is more than a germ of truth residing in that chestnut.

Having a narrow focus of interests is not a malady unique to techies, but many techies suffer from it (indeed, some even boast of it). In the end, it can serve as a weakness; an Achilles' heel, if you will, because you don't realize how vulnerable you are until you are put on the spot.

In my undergraduate days as an engineering major, I was better off than most. My mother had taught languages, my stepdad strove constantly to widen his technical and cultural horizons, and our house was filled with books on many subjects. I certainly knew who Mozart was (among others), had been a prodigious reader all though high school, and had a passing acquaintance with the arts and sciences.

By my university junior year, whatever putative "rounding" I had arrived with as a freshman had been chipped and chiseled into a strictly rectilinear set of interests in engineering and science. As was the case with many of my peers, the only thing of importance to me was to satisfy the "other" (nontechnical) graduation requirements in the most efficient manner imaginable, and then get out.

That's when I ran into Ed Czerwinski.

Ed Czerwinski was the chairman of the Slavic and Germanic Languages Department and had a reputation for giving just about everyone who enrolled for his classes an A grade. It was rumored that students who never showed up and never handed in any work got Bs. So, the six-credit Intensive Elementary Russian course he was teaching during the second half of my junior year seemed just the thing for this engineering major, who needed 6 credits of humanities to graduate.

The rumors about Ed's grading turned out to be overly optimistic. By week 3 of his course, I had pretty much reverted to form and had stopped coming to his class so as to concentrate on the important things in my academic life, like electrical science and fluid dynamics.

That week, he somehow managed to buttonhole me in the library. He told me that, in his opinion, having me in his class was an inspiration to the other students, and that my absence was having a deleterious effect on the group. Further, while he normally didn't care about who attended or did not attend his class and wasn't a big fan of the grading system, he so much as threatened me with a C if I didn't straighten up.

Others might have laughed at his threat. I straightened up.

A year later, at the start of the second semester of my senior year, Ed bumped into me again and offered me a deal I could not refuse: sign up as a Russian major, take the literature courses, and he'd wave his hands and poof, the grammar and composition requirements for the major would disappear, and I would graduate as a double major. Although this meant sticking around for another two semesters, schools around the country were still spewing too many engineers and teachers into the world (the result of Vietnam-era draft deferments), and my job-seeking efforts were coming up dry, so I agreed.

When I first arrived at the large room outside of the Slavic and Germanic Department's faculty offices - which I came to call "the bullpen" for the next three semesters - there was a lively dialogue going on among my new colleagues about Thomas Eagleton and his electroshock therapy, which had led to Eagleton's stepping down as George McGovern's vice presidential running mate at the beginning of August.

In the course of the debate, someone called the treatments Eagleton's "Achilles' heel," which led to even louder discussion of what, exactly, constituted an "Achilles' heel," at which point Ed came out of his office and ask us to pipe down.

"And while you're at it," he added, straight-faced, "consider what the cultural and linguistic consequences might have been had Achilles' mother decided to hold him by his private parts instead of his heel when she dipped him in the Styx!"

There was a moment of silence as we seriously considered the question, then we all had a laugh and the group started to break up. Ed motioned for me to join him in his office.

"I'm really glad you've decided to join our program," he said, once we were seated. "I think you'll find, over the years, that the excellent technical background you've acquired at the college of engineering will mesh very well with the kind of knowledge and the approach to finding it that you'll acquire here."

I was skeptical (for I still had the mindset of an undergraduate engineer). I frankly expected to spend my time in the department engaged in frilly scholarly finger-painting. Instead, I found the curriculum as interesting as engineering, fell in love with the works of Nabokov and Gogol, and when I did graduate, I was conscious of having grown intellectually in the interim. Along the way, I found that having an understanding of the technical end of life gave me an advantage over those whose focus had been confined to nontechnical subjects. The knife cuts in both directions.

Ed turned out to be right, though it would take far more space than a post like this to explain exactly why. (Heck, if it were so easy to explain at all, it would be common knowledge, and everyone would be doing it!) Still, perhaps an example might be illustrative…

A few years ago, I was interpreting at a dinner to mark the midpoint of a two-week technical meeting when the Russian delegation lead got up and, in the course of proposing a toast, started to quote Shakespeare. The import of the toast was quite impressive and weighty, as befitted the occasion.

My old boss, in my place, might have interrupted the speaker to ask, "Who, exactly, is this Shakespeare fellow?" Other technical interpreters of my acquaintance might have given a good, yet rough rendering of the quote, and gotten the message across but when I heard the Russian, I didn't hem or haw or ask for a clarification. Instead, I related the speaker's observation of "time being out of joint," quoting from Hamlet:
The time is out of joint: O cursed spite,
That ever I was born to set it right!
along with the rest of the toast, which was enjoyably received by the English-speakers in the room.

Afterward, the US delegation lead took me aside to express his appreciation for my work ("You make it look easy") and, by the way, for taking his counterpart down a peg, as the latter had a reputation for pompous puffery, which I had quietly deflated. This, it was hinted, would have ramifications in the following week's discussions. I had done well.

Specialization, it has been said, is for insects.


Cheers…

Date: 2009-02-26 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crocotiger.livejournal.com
I fully agree with you, and not in words only, but in my whole life. I am educated in nuclear engineering, and I have studied English mainly for pleasure (also bits of Polish, Spanish and Japanese), I was the editor-in-chief of a nation-wide comic magazine for 12 years, studied astrology, scenical speech, worked in spheres of computers repair and marketing of barcode technology for retail.

Though all these careers were successful, sometimes I feel there are too many areas of knowledge for me and it could be better to specialize :)

Date: 2009-02-26 04:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] supremegoddess1.livejournal.com
you get better every week.

Date: 2009-02-26 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexpgp.livejournal.com
На всякий случай, для вашего наслаждение, вот вся цитата от возможно тебе нового автора:
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

- R. A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love
Cheers...

Date: 2009-02-26 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexpgp.livejournal.com
Thank you for your encouragement, but I'm feel like I'm beginning to flail, and my threads are coming apart, and can't put my finger on why.

Work can't really be the factor at play here, as I've been working all along.

(Don't mind me. Again, thanks!)

Cheers...

Date: 2009-02-26 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crocotiger.livejournal.com
I have also written a sonnet and balanced accounts once.
Cannot plan an invasion and conn a ship.

Nice list.

I know the name of Heinlein, but have never read anything by him. Thank you for a quote.

Date: 2009-02-26 07:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gratefuladdict.livejournal.com
From now on, I will think of it as an Achilles' penis.

Great post. Also interesting for me because I am the opposite - I have always pursued more creative interests, and my writing major is requiring that I also study technical writing. Frankly, I'm not a precise person, and I prefer to bullshit my way through things. I am trying to bring my creative background to it, and to develop some structure and precision. Not going too well so far, but you're giving me hope!
Edited Date: 2009-02-26 07:04 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-02-26 01:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omoo.livejournal.com
Have you ever read a book called Nabokov's Blues? It discusses Nabokov's taxonomic work on butterflies. Until I read it I had never really considered that someone could be so skilled in both science and art. I'm not sure where in the undergraduate science program that idead gets drilled into ones head but it does seem to be a persistant myth.

Date: 2009-02-26 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexpgp.livejournal.com
LOL! (You know, I'm sure Ed's question was meant to make us think, and it did - on several levels - but I have to agree with your observation.)

We are not so much "opposite" as standing on opposite sides of the same elephant. Hang in there!

Cheers...

Date: 2009-02-26 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexpgp.livejournal.com
I have a book titled Nabokov's Butterflies, and have been intending to read it for ages, but it's currently in storage.

You're right. Nabokov's skill in so many fields (including butterflies and chess) is really amazing.

Cheers...

Date: 2009-02-26 05:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thenodrin.livejournal.com
There are some things that I find it hard to believe that someone can reach my age and not know. My co-worker didn't recognize a Beatles quote in the cartoon I posted recently. An ex-girlfriend once tried to tell me that the phrase "E-Ticket Experience" was meaningless because no one went to Disneyland.

I read a review that complained that Robot Chicken relied on obscure references, and wondered how old the reviewer was that he found GI Joe, Dukes of Hazzard, and He Man obscure. Turbo Teen, I'll give you, but Voltron?

Sometimes I can remind myself that different people have different life experiences. But, on the other hand, I find it hard to shake the feeling of pity that someone doesn't recognize a reference to Disneyland, or the Beatles.

Theno

Date: 2009-02-26 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexpgp.livejournal.com
I've found it interesting to muse about what references to contemporary life will survive the passage of time.

Will people remember the Beatles 100 years from now? I think certainly.

Disneyland? Less certain. I think - if the place still exists - it will have the same name recognition as, say, Luray Caverns in Virginia does today.

Cheers...

Date: 2009-02-26 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brightflashes.livejournal.com
I really love how you applied the topic. As always very engaging. I love your writing style and voice - which is always present with your writing. If I were able to judge someone based solely on their essays from lj, you'd be someone I'd want to have over to just hear all of those stories you have!

Date: 2009-02-26 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boxsofrain.livejournal.com
I enjoyed this, and agree with supremegoddess, you get better ever week. I was able to relate, always being more of a technical person.

I don't know what rock your boss was hiding under to have not heard of Mozart!

Date: 2009-02-26 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velvet-granat.livejournal.com
Thank you, it was a pleasure to read, as always!

You might have enjoyed meeting my late grandfather. He was a brilliant nuclear physicist (pure theory, of course), rebuilt and serviced his own cars, enjoyed wood and stone working (leaving behind some beautiful pieces, decorations, furniture and turned wood), had a library with over 3000+ books of literature and poetry, travelled all over Soviet Union, had a full photographic lab set up in the bathroom, wrote his memoirs, played chess like a demon and had what Russians call "golden hands" around the house. He also managed to have 3 wives and had a stroke and 2 heart attacks in his 40s - didn't stop him until he death 30 years later. I truly think he was trying for the Enlightened Man persona.

And then people tell me that they work full time and don't have time for anything else...

Date: 2009-02-27 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] johnmill79.livejournal.com
Yeah, it's amazing how sometimes people don't know things we take for granted. My sister said she didn't know that London was the capital of England till the eighth grade. That definitely surprised me. But not having heard of Mozart? Wow.

Date: 2009-02-27 01:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baxaphobia.livejournal.com
I had to laugh at the reference to grabbing private parts! The whole myth might have taken a totally different turn! haha. You are the most gramatically correct and technically correct writer in the competition and my screen reader thanks you for that!

Date: 2009-02-27 01:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexpgp.livejournal.com
High praise, indeed. Thank you.

Cheers...

Date: 2009-02-27 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexpgp.livejournal.com
Thanks for the compliment. (I just hope my effort is good enough to keep me in the competition!)

Not having heard of Mozart was, perhaps, the least of my old boss's sins. He taught me a lot, but I only wish it hadn't been of the "don't ever do it this way" kind of knowledge.

No matter. It's water long gone under the bridge.

Cheers...

Date: 2009-02-27 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexpgp.livejournal.com
I'm sure I would have enjoyed meeting your late grandfather as well.

I've found, over the years, that not having time is a choice that involves overcoming the seeming constraints of time, because - quoting my old drill instructor - everybody is issued with the same 24 hours to spend every day. Personally, I have always been partial to Franklin's observation that there will be "plenty of time to sleep in the grave."

Cheers...
Edited Date: 2009-02-27 01:17 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-02-27 01:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexpgp.livejournal.com
His was, perhaps, an extreme example of what I am trying to point out (which is why I use it :^), but not atypical in this day and age.

Thanks for stopping by.

Cheers...

Date: 2009-02-27 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexpgp.livejournal.com
Well, when the topic "Achilles' heel" was mentioned, I experienced a momentary pang of paranoia, because the whenever I hear the expression, I always recall Ed C.

I'm curious: why would something like grammar matter to a screen reader?

Cheers...

Date: 2009-02-27 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velvet-granat.livejournal.com
Too true. I also had a strong suspicion that people who say "I just don't have time" tend to spend many hours a day in front of the TV. For example, my co-workers in a certain public service job many years ago were shocked when I told them that I read, on average, 4-5 books a week, and still had time to work, sleep, eat, spend time with my partner, have friends, hobbies and a life... I read in the morning, on the bus to work, during lunch, in the evening - I just didn't have time to watch TV as well ;) Certainly not every night, and not for 3-4 hours non-stop.

Date: 2009-02-27 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alycewilson.livejournal.com
You have a way of drawing the reader in. I like how you reminded us of the Mozart moment later in the piece, with the Shakespeare quote.

Date: 2009-02-27 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imafarmgirl.livejournal.com
Interesting story of how you sort of got where you are now.

Date: 2009-02-27 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hyrkanian.livejournal.com
After reading this, just to see what would happen, I asked my just-turned-10 year old son what he knew about Mozart. He replied, "We listen to his music at school sometimes. And (older brother) plays some on his cello." I am strangely relieved. :)

Very enjoyable post. I'd like to add you to friends list if you don't mind.

Date: 2009-02-27 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexpgp.livejournal.com
Thanks for the kind words, and for stopping by. Good luck with the scapegoat piece.

Cheers...

Date: 2009-02-27 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexpgp.livejournal.com
Thank you. I suppose it's part of the process.

Cheers...

Date: 2009-02-27 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexpgp.livejournal.com
Thanks (and encouragement to your fiancé!).

Cheers...

Date: 2009-02-27 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexpgp.livejournal.com
Not a problem. Thanks for reading.

Cheers...

Edited Date: 2009-02-27 03:05 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-02-27 04:15 am (UTC)

Breadth Requirements

Date: 2009-02-27 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emo-snal.livejournal.com
As an International Relations major I had to take 12 units (3 classes) from the College of Science. I did this by taking Intro to Winemaking (Viticulture & Enology, technically), Intro to Brewing, and, because it was reputed to actually be suprisingly easy, ignored the three physics classes which were prerequisites for it and took Physics 137 -- Nuclear Weapons Systems.

Allegedly, it had been a really easy class. However the quarter I took it we had a new professor. And he wouldn't grade on a curve because "when you start dropping bombs there's no curve, and definitely no partial credit!" So for the first time since high school I had to get out a calculator and remember algebra ... so I could calculate gamma radiation levels 5hm away from a 20 kiloton bomb detonated at 300 meters!

Somehow I utterly amazed myself by passing the class.


Also your entry is far and away the best I've read this week.

Date: 2009-02-27 10:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baxaphobia.livejournal.com
Well, grammar, spelling and such matter because if things are phrased wrong (for example using the wrong"to...too") the SR's inflection is all wrong. And if words are spelled wrong then it is unbelievably annoying! Sometimes funny but usually annoying.

Date: 2009-02-27 02:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexpgp.livejournal.com
Не за что.

Если вам понравилось мое сочинение, прошу проголосовать "за" меня вот здесь (http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=1356258).

(Стараюсь выжить до следуючего тура конкурса. Каждый голос важный!)

Cheers...

Re: Breadth Requirements

Date: 2009-02-27 02:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexpgp.livejournal.com
I remember having a prof like that, except he taught Essentials of Probability (pronounced pro-BAH-blitee). I didn't do as well as you did.

Thanks for the praise. I hope the voting (I'm currently in the middle of a very closely bunched pack) confirms your estimation of my work.

Cheers...

Date: 2009-02-27 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chite.livejournal.com
Your Mozart story reminded me of two things that happened to me. In the first, I was working at a university for a woman whom I knew was not particularly bright. But I just made some assumptions about common knowledge.

This was back in the early 90s, and we were walking through the parking lot when I saw my very first Darwin Fish on a car. I just started laughing because I thought it was the funniest thing I had seen in ages. I pointed it out to my boss, who said "what's a Darwin?"

How does one respond?

The second was when I was dating a guy who had named his fat Mozart. A perfectly reasonable name for a cat. When telling someone the cat's name, we were told that it was a terrible name because the cat was a girl, and Mozart was a man.

"Mozart was his *last* name," I responded. "His Mother was a Mozart, too."

Great entry. I really enjoyed every moment of it.

Date: 2009-02-27 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexpgp.livejournal.com
One can't respond in such situations, really, because doing so is reminiscent of what Mark Twain said about trying to teach a pig to sing.

I shall have to remember the "named after the mother" line (in fact, I have a couple of 'victims' already lined up, in the back of my mind).

Thanks for stopping by.

Cheers...

Date: 2009-02-28 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] furzicle.livejournal.com
I have had a feeling through this LJ Idol thing that some people vote for stories they like as opposed to writing they like. I personally appreciate competent writing. I picked you out quite some time ago for knowing how to expertly tell a good story. (I feel this is faint praise for very skilled writing. Sorry, I'm not feeling well, and words escape me.)

Maybe I'll just go translate my praise into voting!

Date: 2009-02-28 03:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexpgp.livejournal.com
Sometimes, I think trying to identify what constitutes good writing makes betting on horse races seem an exact science.

Thank you for the high praise (and for your vote!), and I hope you feel better soon.

Cheers...

Date: 2009-02-28 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crocotiger.livejournal.com
I have already voted for you.
You will sure be in the next tour.
Good luck!

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