Entirely too much free time...

[alexpgp]

I am impelled by forces unknown and unknowable to pause and consider how I might best use that area reserved for email disclaimers below my closing.

My latest effort:

This email may contain confidential information. If it does, and you are not the intended recipient, please notify the sender of this error and destroy all copies in your possession. Failure to do so will magnify your carbon footprint, hasten the heat death of the universe, and is strongly frowned upon. If you aren't reading this, then this disclaimer has done its job.

Almost perfect!

Cheers...

Comments

[bandicoot.livejournal.com]

This email may contain confidential information. If it does, and you are not the intended recipient, please destroy the sender of this error.

[alexpgp.livejournal.com]

Wow. That's harsh.

But for some reason, you've given me an idea for another version:

This email may contain confidential information. If it does, and you are not the intended recipient, please put your whole self in, then put your whole self out, then put your whole self in, and shake it all about...

Whatcha think?

:)