PC greets, folks...
Dec. 29th, 2005 01:42 pmPlease accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, animal-friendly, non-addictive, sustainable, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditional at all.That oughta take care of that ill-advised crack about how I never express holiday wishes in my LJ.
Also a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically non-complicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006 (Common Era), but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great (which is not to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual orientation of the wishee.
This wish is limited to the possibly customary and usual good tidings (without implying any superiority over other kinds of tidings) for a period of one year, or other unit of time measurement in use in your culture, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. "Holiday" is not intended to, nor shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organised or ad-hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack thereof).
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Cheers...