Morning conversation...

[alexpgp]

I am at the store, having opened it this morning after a largely sleepless night, the high point of which was watching Bogie and Bacall in Key Largo as the sun came up. My first telephone conversation after unlocking the door this morning went like this:

r-r-r-ring!

"Good morning, Pack N Mail Plus!"

"Oh, this isn't the post office?"

"Ma'am, we're a contract postal station. I can give you the phone number of the main post office downtown, if you like."

"Oh, no, that's not necessary. I have that number."

click!

Whisky. Tango. Foxtrot.

I put the phone down on my end and decided I needed more coffee; it seems to help my sore throat.

Cheers...