An excellent satire at the Onion. Excerpts (NOTE: What follows are not actual quotes on the part of Ashcroft and Rumsfeld, they are part of the Onion's satire):
However, after unbending my mind from around the satire, reading the comments posted in the first hour after the initial post, and revisiting what's actually being proposed in the Anti-Terrorism Act, the House's PATRIOT bill, and the Senate's USA Act, I cannot foresee the end of the world from the perspective of civil liberties in the United States. But make no mistake, the proposals do expand the scope of what the government may do in terms of monitoring your communications, searching and seizing your possessions, and examining information you might think is protected by privacy legislation.
Cheers...
"We live in a land governed by plurality of opinion in an open electorate, but we are now under siege by adherents of a fundamentalist, totalitarian belief system that tolerates no dissent," Attorney General John Ashcroft said. "Our most basic American values are threatened by an enemy opposed to everything for which our flag stands. That is why I call upon all Americans to submit to wiretaps, e-mail monitoring, and racial profiling. Now is not the time to allow simplistic, romantic notions of 'civil liberties' and 'equal protection under the law' to get in the way of our battle with the enemies of freedom."My first impression, upon reading the satire, was "It'd be funny if it wasn't so close to being real."
In the past, Ashcroft said, efforts by federal agencies to restrict personal freedoms were "severely hampered" by such factors as the judicial system, the Bill Of Rights, and "government by the people." Since the attacks, however, some such limitations have been waived, finally giving the CIA, FBI, Pentagon, and White House the greater powers they need to defend freedom.
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"Remember, under the oppressive Taliban regime, people live in constant fear of an oppressive order to which all must submit," Rumsfeld said. "Under their system, it is illegal to practice a different religion or support a different political system. It is against the law for women to work or leave their homes without their faces covered. There is no freedom of speech, press, or assembly, as dissent of any kind is not tolerated. It is even forbidden to smile or laugh in public, and all who fail to unquestioningly obey are punished with reprisals of brutal violence. We must not allow such a regime to threaten our great democracy. We must stand for something better than that."
"It is therefore urgent," Rumsfeld continued, "that all Americans be quiet, stop asking questions, accept the orders of authorities, and let us get on with the important work of defending liberty, so that America can continue to be a beacon of freedom to all the world."
However, after unbending my mind from around the satire, reading the comments posted in the first hour after the initial post, and revisiting what's actually being proposed in the Anti-Terrorism Act, the House's PATRIOT bill, and the Senate's USA Act, I cannot foresee the end of the world from the perspective of civil liberties in the United States. But make no mistake, the proposals do expand the scope of what the government may do in terms of monitoring your communications, searching and seizing your possessions, and examining information you might think is protected by privacy legislation.
Cheers...
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Date: 2001-10-12 03:54 am (UTC)> considered a "blank warrant."
Well, let's see. The cops apply to do a roving wiretap on X. Judge in jurisdiction Y says ok, but the cops, since they don't know in advance where X will be (jurisdictions A, B, C, ...), can't possibly indicate same on any warrant. Amendment Four states "...no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched..." Maybe that's why, under current law, wiretaps only apply within the jurisdiction of the Court that issued them?
> It is sufficient to disallow any use of information
> received thru a conversation that does not involve
> the individual against whom a warrant has issued.
You apparently have your heart in the right place. However, the proposed legislation says nothing about this, and I find it difficult to believe this was an oversight.
> The idea that the French government must follow the
> American constitution when operating within France was
> always absurd ...
Agreed, but that's not the issue. The proposed legislation provides for the use of wiretap evidence gathered by foreign governments, and as long as such collection was done without U.S. participation, the proposed legislation places no restrictions on how or where the evidence was collected. Under such a rule, then (to use your example) it wouldn't matter how or where the French got their skinny, in France, in Belgium, or in Toledo, Ohio. As evidence, it would be clean.
> The executive branch always receives the information from
> wiretaps. The police, I remind you, are part of the Executive Branch.
Be that as it may, current law limits disclosure of wiretap info to the law enforcement agencies involved in an investigation, not (as is apparently proposed) to a broad range of executive branch people.
> Spreading disinformation and seeking to bring the government
> into disrepute is wrongheaded and morally reprehensible.
And so...? Folks should therefore what? not criticize the government? stop asking all these questions and go along with whatever program is drawn up by our leaders?
Or shall we just abandon satire as a vehicle for criticism? Because what you view as "disinformation" in the Onion piece, I saw as exaggeration, the natural appurtenance of satire.
Cheers...