Three degrees short of cantankerousness...

There are few things as bitingly bitter as realizing you have said something stupid to an audience that is not likely to realize that you've said something stupid.

Except maybe committing the same faux pas twice within ten minutes.

From the "Daily Bread" department...

I need not proceed further to know that my "translated phrase of the day" is going to be:

oxygenophilic chemoautotrophic piezophilic psychrophiles

Gesundheit!