alexpgp | Something to raise my spirits...

Physics humor (and here, too):

"If this sticker looks blue, you are driving too fast." (A slogan on a bumper sticker, written in white letters on a red background.

Q: Why won't Heisenberg's operators live in the suburbs?
A: They don't commute.

Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a rat?
A: Pig rat sine theta.

So this neutron walks into a bar, orders a pint of lager and begins to open his wallet when the barman says, "For you, no charge!".

So these two atoms bump into each other. One says, "I think I lost an electron!" The other asks, "Are you sure?" The first answers, "I'm positive!"

Q: What's new?
A: E over h.

Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding. "Do you know how fast you were going?" the police officer asks, incredulously. "No," replies Heisenberg, "but I know exactly where I am!"

A physicist, who has spent the evening out, is caught by his wife trying to sneak into his house early the next morning. Saying that he has something to confess, he tells of meeting a woman in a bar, drinking too much and winding up going home with her. "You bastard," his wife screams, "you've been working late in the lab again!"

Cheers...